You rolled outta bed this morning feeling like a piece of shit. The {reason is clear|situation is obvious. You are screwed. Your whole damn world is one big clusterfuck. You {tried tofight it, but the {truth|reality hit you like a train wreck. This shit is serious. There's no escape hatch in sight. You are totally fucked fucked.
- Things
- Seriously, just read the list
Fucking and Destroyed
This motherfucker really messed up this time. He thought he could pull it off, but now he's totally fucked. Looks like his cover is blown. He's gonna be spending some time for this one.
- Facing him right.
- Karma is a sweet thing.
- Think he learned his lesson.
Let this be a lesson to all you scumbags out there: don't fuck around. You'll get busted eventually.
Spiraling Outta Control, Fucked Up Bad total
Man, things are going to shit. I'm so screwed right now, it's not even a joke. I tried to control this whole mess, but it just exploded out of my control. Now I'm drowning in a sea of disaster, and I don't know how to getout.
- I need to chill before I snap.
- Hopefully tomorrow will be easier.
Wrecked My Life Up
Dude, I swear everything has totally/completely/absolutely destroyed me up. Like, for real, things are just going downhill/a dumpster fire/worse than ever. I'm stressed out/losing it/on the verge of a breakdown 24/7, and I don't even know how to fix this/cope with this/get out of this mess. It feels like everything I do just goes wrong. Maybe I should just give up/throw in the towel/call it quits.
- I'm so tired of this/
- Help me!/I need a break!
- What am I going to do?/How did I get here?
Living That Fucked Existence
Dude, this whole shit is just a giant clusterfuck, you know? Like, every day's a battle against boredom, and the only real distraction is another hit of that good medicine. You gotta cope through the bullshit, struggle your way to the next paycheck, then rinse and repeat. Reality is a harsh mistress, but at least it keeps life interesting, right?
So Damn Fucked Right Now
I'm fucked up to the eyeballs, man. Things are just a steaming pile. I feel like I'm about to explode. It's all beyond belief. This whole situation is pushing me over the edge. I just need a damn beer and maybe some luck.